Sometime’s the world is a tough place, the days get to you and the nights drag on, so here’s a story of a pet penguin who goes shopping.
is that a fucking pingu backpack wow
….No but where can I get this outfit I need to burn some kingdoms down.
do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
I’m glad it isn’t just me
“When they were little girls, they decided that they would be best friends forever. A whale never forgets a promise.” -Anneliese Juergensen
i have now died. of joy.
I don’t think I’ve seen art of an old mermaid (mermatron? mergranny?) before.
I love it!
Oh look it’s the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen
This is really amazing but I have to say, I read “mermatron” not as “mer-matron,” but as “merma-tron" and I was just like MERMATRON. AUTOWHALES. SWIM OUT. and I’m ruined my brain is ruined I’m so sorry
some awesome signs outside the Supreme Court
That last one brings it home
Why have I been staring at this for 5 minutes?
do you know how awesome this is.
New gif for everything.
Paid all my bills
Didn’t get a ticket for speeding
Having pizza for dinner
Full eight hours of sleep last night
Correction: this is the new gif for everything
Exam tomorrow and I forgot to study
Can’t find my phone
No food anywhere in the house
These gifs shall become immortal.
Everything’s better with Darren Criss.
why is life so hard
i hope this is the only thing to survive the apocalypse and some future alien race thinks we are all morons
literally everything (via casualfacestroking)