my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all
*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man
So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..
+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead
The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead.
with those nails and tattoo, I thought this was some cosplay thing.
“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”
I tried to scroll past this. I really did.
you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.
that is a raccoon
Guardians of the Galaxy looks so good
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
My brother arriving at his bar mitzvah