During Job interview: I love working with people, I’m very outgoing, social, I’m very patient and I love to help in any way I can, and I also think the customer is always right and deserves to be treated with respect
After Job interview:
"when i was growing up people didn’t do that!"
one of my favorite jokes of all time
i remember when i was little, i stayed in the bath tub way too long because i wasn’t feeling good, so i fell asleep in the tub (with the water off of course) and when i woke up, i looked at my hands i saw that they were all wrinkled and stuff and i started flippin out because i thought i slept for 60 years
I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant
so long space cowboy
I’m 95% sure that squirrel is dead
seeing something a shop window and not having the money to buy it
walking into the supernatural writing office like
How to kill a fan in three easy steps. Jared Padalecki version
Rest In Peace Kevin freakin Solo..