Thank you MTV for bringing acknowledgment to something that nobody els on the news willthey’ve been so on top of things lately like I remember seeing the yes all women hashtag all over mtv I am so thankful
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.
at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke. nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.
white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response. tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.
That last one tho
I really like it when kid’s movies do this sort of thing and manage to make it seem natural and not at all forced to be like “edgy” or whatever.
and the parents’ associations got mad that the football player is gay…
list of unnecessary comments:
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- *9124856015 reaction gifs*
- Funny part in bold
- Funny part in bold
- FUNNY PART IN BOLD
oh you forgot the best one
- i tried to scroll past I really did
Fun fact: If you are male and under the age of fifty and wearing one of these outfits, I will willingly have sex with you. Not even sure you need to be male.
Completely sure that you don’t need to be male.Seriously, I’d fuck the suits. That’s not even a joke.
Fucking hell yes
I need them all.
always reblog because best crossover in history
"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD
GIVE ME A TITLE IN MY ASKBOX
- QUEEN/KING OF _____???
- PRINCESS/PRINCE OF _____???
- EMPRESS/EMPEROR OF _____???
- HEIR TO _____???
- GOD/GODDESS OF _____???
- OVERLORD OF _____???
- GUARDIAN/PROTECTOR OF ____???
- THE PATRON SAINT OF ____???
- MASTER/MISTRESS OF ____???
Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.