The Epic Tale of Finnish Awesomeness

veggrrrl:

dare-for-distances:

Thank you MTV for bringing acknowledgment to something that nobody els on the news will

they’ve been so on top of things lately like I remember seeing the yes all women hashtag all over mtv I am so thankful
Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
*****
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
*****
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
*****
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
*****
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
*****
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

That last one tho

(via justfuckingnougat)

maiinganish omfg

(via coldmorningsun)

radcanine:

variouscontent:

catbountry:

I really like it when kid’s movies do this sort of thing and manage to make it seem natural and not at all forced to be like “edgy” or whatever.

and the parents’ associations got mad that the football player is gay…

tastefullyoffensive:

"My poor cat has it rough." -ExMachina70

gerard-you-little-shit:

mutisija:

list of unnecessary comments:

  • OMG THE NOTES!!!1
  • INSTANT REBLOG!!
  • I HAVE REBLOGGED THIS NOW 101760935 TIMES
  • I REGRET NOTHING!
  • nightbloggers are here XD
  • THIS^^^^^^^
  • IF YOU DONT REBLOG THIS YOU ARE HEARTLESS PIECE OF SHIT
  • Follow for more epic lulz XD
  • ITS BACK!!!
  • *9124856015 reaction gifs*
  • Funny part in bold
  • Funny part in bold
  • FUNNY PART IN BOLD

oh you forgot the best one

  • i tried to scroll past I really did

hiccupsboyfriends:

hearthewolfhowl:

antiherozero:

jim-is-fabby:

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satanhasclaimedthisblog:

tulililli:

missl0nelyhearts:

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Fun fact: If you are male and under the age of fifty and wearing one of these outfits, I will willingly have sex with you. Not even sure you need to be male.

Completely sure that you don’t need to be male.

Seriously, I’d fuck the suits. That’s not even a joke.

#if my boyfriend turned up to my house wearing any one of these he wouldnt be wearing it for long #sweet jesus

Fucking hell yes

I need them all.

thefullmoonpill:

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh   

MONA LISA

usapotterfan:

norhuu:

duckypooop:

novur:

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always reblog because best crossover in history 

This. Always.

76,000 notes

ratiskate:

floozys:

500,000 notes and i’ll get this tattooed on my ass 

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please fucking reblog this

stayspectacular:

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

stayspectacular:

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

elestiel:

GIVE ME A TITLE IN MY ASKBOX

  • QUEEN/KING OF _____???
  • PRINCESS/PRINCE OF _____???
  • EMPRESS/EMPEROR OF _____???

bonus points:

  • HEIR TO _____???
  • GOD/GODDESS OF _____???
  • OVERLORD OF _____???
  • GUARDIAN/PROTECTOR OF ____???
  • THE PATRON SAINT OF ____???
  • MASTER/MISTRESS OF ____???
stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.