The Epic Tale of Finnish Awesomeness

spellboundsama:

fozmeadows:

imsirius:

Your character falls into the “friend zone” - Is this primarily a man’s problem, or are women put in the friend zone as well? x

DANIEL RADCLIFFE FOR ALL THE AWARDS

ALL OF THEM

The more I see of him, the more I like him

Donald Sutherland wins choice movie villain

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

overratedsuicide:

instawillgraham:

people get so caught up on one small thing they don’t like, like their nose or something

things like salt and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious

this is the best fucking thing I’ve ever read

jackanthonyfernandez:

closetoalmosthere:

When we’re young our parents embarrass us…

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But there gets to be a point where we start to embarrass  them… 

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This is v cute

theanti90smovement:

sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

"Okay, look. This all stopped being fun months ago. You’re Travis Bickle in a skirt, pal. I’m over it."

gaaaaaaaaaambit:

stand:

what is this from haha

guardians of the galaxy 2

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

sassyabrahamlincoln:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it

now im stoned
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inyourpassengerseat:

 #Hello? #OH HAY GURL HOW YOU DOIN #NOT MUCH WITH ME EITHER I’M JUST HERE IN BRAZIL RIDING A BIKE AFTER I KILLED HALF THE FEMALE FANBASE WITH MY TRIP TO THE FUCKING BEACH #NBD